A Fang-tastical Halloween This Year? Or An Irrational Fashion Disaster?

    Halloween costumes are all the rage at this time of year. "I'm going to be a cicada, maybe." says Four Integer, their decision clear inspired from a viral bird app post. We should all be looking forward to Four hanging from tree branches screaming "AAWW YEEEE" at the top of his lungs. Much less eventful costumes of other residents on the Equation Playground include Square Root Operator as a big bunny rabbit (cute), S Variable as a firetruck (lame), and Rectangle Polygon as a cucumber (weird). 

    It sounds like just another typical Halloween, or so...everyone thinks. That is until they realize that someone who doesn't dress up for Halloween normally will be...dressing up for Halloween! That's right! Pi Irrational will finally be joining our ranks as a connoisseur of costumes with the rest of us. "I always thought he felt he was too good for costumes." said T Variable. That's what I'm pretty sure the rest of us thought, too. Now many are left wondering what changed his mind, though local Pi expert, Square Root seemed to have some choice words regarding it. Here's what he had to say.

"I TOLD YOU ALREADY! I DON'T KNOW WHY PI'S GOING AS A VAMPIRE! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" -Square Root

    A vampire, huh? The first time in what we can assume to be forever, Pi Irrational will be dressing up for Halloween...and will be going as a vampire. This leaves only more questions than answers. What would a vampire Pi look like? What is his reasoning for wanting to dress up for this year in particular? Why would he be even wanting to go as a vampire? We don't know for sure, but we have some theories:

    What would a vampire Pi look like?

    The people want to know, and they can't wait until Halloween Night to see it! Well, if you've come here for a sneak peak, you've come to the right place. We here at the Equation Playground Chronicles have organized a highly educated panel of theoretic artists to provide sketches on what they believe Pi's vampire costume will look like. Here were the results:

Drawn by Q Variable(1), T Variable(2), S Variable(3)

 

    After receiving these results, we took to the streets and yes, we did the math. After asking 34 Equation Playground residents on which they believe Pi is most likely to look like, an overwhelming 65% agreed that #2 was the most likely result. However, 3% stated that Pi was most likely going to look like the anomalous scribble on the bottom right that was originally going to be #4. That 3% who made such a bold claim was Nine Integer, in which Six Integer responded with "You're not serious, right? You can't be that stupid." The people's curiosity on what Pi's vampire costume would look like yielded mixed and apparent serious results. 

    What is his reasoning for wanting to dress up for this year in particular?

    During our interviews with several individuals, it was discovered that Pi had never been seen in a costume for Halloween. It is only up to speculation what he may be doing on October 31st of every year, and it still remains unclear what makes this year so special. There is word that Thirteen Integer will be passing out king-size candy bars. Perhaps that is his reason. Perhaps that should be all of our reasons. Thirteen was spotted in the early afternoon on Tuesday at the local Math-o-Mart purchasing several large boxes of the valuable sweets. We're recommending heading to her home early on Halloween Night while her supplies still last.

    Why would he be even wanting to go as a vampire?

    Let's cut to the chase. Pi looks a little different from the rest of us. Refer to the figure below for visualization:

    We think this speaks for itself. This has led many to believe that Pi is not dressing up as a vampire, but is instead utilizing Halloween as a form of "coming out day" as he is an actual vampire. In this case, we should all be supportive and welcome vampire Pi into our number society with open arms. If he is instead planning on killing all of us to feast on our inside liquid instead, it's advised that everyone wear scarves to avoid Pi's vampire teeth from puncturing your necks.

    Necks of which, may I remind you, Pi does not have. Even more suspicious.